The Last Engineer

LONG AND ANNOYING CONTENTS

FOR THIS POST, IT WILL BE CUT INTO PARTS FOR IT IS REAAAAALY BORING!

Scene 1 : The Jolly Journey

The journey starts with the protagonist, the last engineer looking for the Book of Wisdom. He's the only one of it's kind left and he doesn't have much time. His kind was last seen on earth thousands of years ago, killed by other good engineers. He came from an engineer species called 'the wisdom just came after graduation'. This species relied just on luck to get past through university. And right after graduation, all the things that he learned or heard in university become 'crystal clear'. Such a late bloomer!

The first thing he will be tested after his graduation is...'can he study all the subjects and courses he took for the last 5 years (in japanese) in just a week (in english)?'. Of course the answer is:

YES!

The first subject is...ALGEBRA AND NUMERICAL ANALYSIS (MATHEMATICS)

14) Find the Laplace transform of the equation with the given boundary condition.

f''(t) + f(t) = sinΩt
f'(t) = 0
f(t) = 0 ...etc

In his mind right now...Oh crap, I should know this one. Hmmm...pancake...ice cream...wardrobe...superman...steel dick...arghh man!

*scene 2 is coming soon!*

In need of a house like this

WARNING! FOR HUSBANDS-ONLY!

I have always been fascinated by the people's design on house or something like that (actually the word doesn't came out of my mind. So I used 'something'). Well, when I was searching for something good, I came across a site which showed me the kind of stuff I want to packed in my home. Voila!!!

Actually, I'll stuff all these things in my bedroom. And my children cannot touch it, let alone smear it with their corn-filled feces. Before their birth, I'll renovate two bedrooms into becoming one and I'll get a really big bed and a projector just to watch porn every night (+7.1 channel surround system) with separate bathroom and toilet. Yeah! And I'll never let my children to enter my room and if they do, I'll punish them by breaking their bedroom wall and make it my guitar practice room!

*will be updated soon enough. my fever is worsening...fuck*

Help! All the city is dying!

WARNING! THE CITIES ARE DYING!

The system is failing...rapidly! The comparison of a big city, small city, and shitty city.

Sapporo

Kushiro

Kitami

As we can see here, the comparison is pretty easy. Just count the cars that appeared on the pictures. Ok, I know people hate counting+calculation+accounting+...so I took some time to count it for you.

Sapporo - Many cars (30)
Kushiro - Some cars (20)
Kitami - Cars? (7)

Shit...my head is getting dizzy walking in the snow blizzard all day long. Fuck you! I want to sleep.

Another moment of stupidity

I know that a lot of people has put some pictures of the stupidity of japanese in putting English words appropriately but I just want to put some of mine just to make my day merrier!

Another War-Monger that is GENERAL GARBAGE!!!

Ejaculation is the real refreshment for this blasphemy.

Childlen Of Corn...

Puke all you want while we are at it!
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Hahaha...another win for a pervert like me!

ALERT!!! ANOTHER ADULT CONTENT!!!

Did you ever saw a girl acting cutely on tv and wondering what it would be like if she was nude? Hehehe. My pervert radar told me so on a girl name Hoshino Mari. Well, she maybe not the brightest and the cutest girl you can find but damn...that big ears just keep popping up on my head. Never heard of her? Well, me too.

I was minding my own business after a pretty heavy meal sponsored by my friend and then she came on tv saying something stupid and what-not. So I thought to myself 'well, it's will be damn awesome if I had a picture of her boobs !'

So again, back to the filthiest gadget on earth (that is internet, of course) I dig (or digg) all the places for the pics and WHAM!

Of course this pic will never soothes the fire in a man's heart so I just keep digging. It was pretty easy actually. Damn, with her innocent face, she hides her small tits, but with great nipples!!!

I don't know about others but for me, it's good enough. Anyway, here's others for the feast.

I think I'll put facts about her to at least promote her. She posed nude to get a lot of attention and good coverage right?

• Name: 星野真里
• Name (romaji): Hoshino Mari
• Profession: Actress and singer
• Birthdate: 1981-July-27 (older than me but it's ok!)
  
• Birthplace: Kamifukuoka, Saitama, Japan
• Height: 156cm
• Star sign: Leo (just like me)
  
• Blood type: O (not so cool)
  
• Talent agency: Fujiga
• Education: Aoyama Gakuin University (the coolest part of her)
• HP: 56/10,000
  
• Mana: 7,500/10,000 (women characters tend to have more mana)
  
• Skill: Big radar (ear) and female snake fangs
• Weapon: Great nipples
• Weakness: Too thin but can endure hungriness for a long period
  

Woman should never crouch like this. It's just an abomination to the great invention!

One night stand should look like this...No point in hiding the parts anymore!

As long as the skin part is smooth like this girl, it's OK to have a body this thin.

This presentation is making me sick!

Too mush work to do, to little time to do it. That wraps my being for the last month. The sensei keeps saying that my work is not good enough, and the bitchy thing is that I know it! Damn. They keep saying that my work is easier to do than others but look closer, man! The others don't have to deal with two things at once. It's either programming or simulation, and I don't ever get to choose one, but both for me. Man, this sucks.

These things make me wanna puke!

And I've been cheated off my ass drinking in a bar with Mako-chan. Damn you Mako! I know you love drinking so much but that doesn't mean you have to charge me for what you drink too! And I bought the whole bottle, and I even wrote my name on it saying:

'Cheer life and fighting for tomorrow!......(my name)'

I think I should stop drinking and smoking all along. And the bar's mama had the courage to tell me to come again tomorrow! Yeah, like hell I'll come! I told her if she still hold my jacket for another 5 seconds, I might throw up on her lap.HAHAHA.

You know what Mako-chan? Why don't you charge me all you want, but sleep with me for all the booze you consumed on my tab for a change? She keeps showing me her thigh under the table and let me touched it behind mama. What will happen if I told mama that she wasn't interesting enough to sit besides me? Hahahaha.

Guess I'll still go there after all my fucking work is done this month!

Nippon beauty parlor

Today's news...'Beauty parlor operator molests woman, tells her it will help her lose weight'. The operator told them that they need to lose weight (something that is a taboo to ordinary man) and molested them. Damn, I always watch the video on a porn site! I thought that it was staged but poor me, I was wrong. No wonder the girls always hesitated, at first. But you knew, at last the operator will get at least some action from them. I think there's hundreds of parlor like this around Nippon, and no one came writing a police report about it until now. Why?

Because the girls feel good there. Spend several thousands yen and someone fists your cunt. The girl went home happy, the operator twice happy for he was paid to do the fisting. But the operator was really a pro as he was fisting girls, he never gets aroused or anything. He just said, 'you need to lose a bit of this part and this part'.

The voting says that 99% men want to do this job for free.

Among the girls, there was one saying that she could go for another one of that fisting as she never came so hard like that in her life! And you know that the operator will give the girl 'sa-bisu' as he is a pro. Psyched! He just want another round of fisting, hahaha.

I'm not saying you should do this thing to women, but someone has to do it for the lonely Nippon-jyousei. I never heard the women in the video saying 'you shouldn't do this! I will tell the police!'.

May Nippon blossom one day to be the giant sakura like she was.

It never ends huh?

Damn all these mails about my late uncle leaving me a bundle of joy (it's money if you ask me). Dude, I know my uncles, and we came from a poor background, ok? So don't bother sending me these mails. Oh, not to mention about all the 'Pacific Lottery' and 'Zimbabwe Bank' or 'Australian Bank Lottery' to name a few. Damn, these bastards are really trying hard to make you transfer your money to them. And people who thinks they just won a lottery in foreign countries are just a stupid bunch. Below is a mail I just received 5 minutes ago.

If my uncle had that much money, would be dead 25 years ago.

Oh, maybe I was a dumb also as I told them my bank account 2 years ago. But guess what? The bank account was a fake. Shouldn't have tried to cheat me in the first place. Hehehe, sucker punched!

The first line was 'Dear Friend', yeah, like I was to believe that you really make effort to contact me and start your letter with that. I think we should flood his e-mail account with spams and pop-ups that when he's trying to cheat our ass off, he will be thinking about his debt clicking a porn site a while ago.

That's a good one セブンリサーチ

Damn! I just received a message from a company named SEVEN RESEARCH. In the midst of nothingness in my life, suddenly my hand phone started ringing and WHAM! It's different from all the sex spam mail I got from those crazy company about making your dick larger. Dude, mine is large enough, thanks anyway!

So in this message, a man called 村上(Murakami) said that I have a bill to clear for I have used their company's service. Yeah, FUCK YOU! I've been cheated before so I dig around to see was it really true. Once, shame on you. Twice, there's no second time, you moron!

Thanks to Necolog-san for revealing the truth!
http://necolog.moe-nifty.com/neco/2008/01/post_d6b0.html

The message was so real that if you read it, you will think that someone really exists in this world sending you that. The mail even said that they will send me a letter for payment if I don't clear the bill soon enough. Enough said, I think I'll wait and sue them in court.

But my curious mind differ to rest on this matter. I dug upon their website and they really have real-looking site to start with!

Like hell I care about you!

A lot of people has been threaten by this mail. There's even a topic about this stuff in Yahoo Forum for GOD sake! One man saying that he call the company back, but the company chose to ignore their call. Until later, the caller told the company (after several times trying) that the phone address wasn't his. Then Murakami/Takahashi/etc will tell you that they are sorry about all the misunderstanding.

Exactly what is their motive if there is one?

*will be updated soon*

Literally the Best in the galaxy

I think there's no one here in Nippon who doesn't know who he is. He's literally the phenomenon from comics to pachinko machine. He's Kenshiro in The Fist of The North Star. He's so good he can make one's head explodes with just a finger! When he goes ' Atta,atta,atta!' just like Bruce Lee did, you wait patiently just to hear he says 'You are already dead!'.

There's flaw in his videos but that's comic, you just can add anything you want without ever worrying someone might tell you that it's wrong. But anyway, I can specify things that if in the real world, it's just illogical.

1. His uniform (blue & red shirts) literally explode in every episode. We knew that there's no way he's capable of buying shirts as he's so poor to buy food.
2. His eyebrows so thick that one mistakenly said that it was his mustaches.
3. His beyond imagination power comes from a cup of water. Just drink a cup of water, he's OK.
4. He arrived late at the killing scene just to see how many had died just to measure his strength.
5. The scumbags always had the same haircuts. It's either tomahawk or bald.
6. The Boss always prettier than the heroins.
7. Everyone pretends didn't know him at all and die trampled under his feet.
8. He's so good at acupuncture because he came illegally from China.
9. He defended humanity with a gruesome death of his opponents. You know the media will question his method.
10. He's been trained to be an assassin with out-of-this-world killing method, for crying out loud!

But damn! His killing method just makes you want to see more from him. You are SHOCK!
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